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Pillows

©1992 Beth Weiss, Posted to misc.kids Usenet newsgroup, March 23, 1992

Last night, as I piled up the pillows so I could sleep with my head elevated, my husband looked at my quizzically.  "You do know why I do this, don't you?", I asked.  "Sure," he said, "it's to um, prevent, um, ingrown toenails, or something like that."

Horoscope

©1992 Beth Weiss, Posted to misc.kids Usenet newsgroup, June 18, 1992

My horoscope this morning reads: "...Remain directed.  Be more open to other people's endeavors and a new approach....

Tonight: Let the kid in you out."

But I'm only 36 weeks!!!!